tifa is a lesbian
a shrimp production
FAQ
q: why are you doing this?
a: I hate you
q: can I give you constructive criticism?
a: no
q: will there be actual sources?
a: no I know more about her than canon does
q: are you out of your mind?
a: clearly
proof
introduction
this is clearly biased bc I'm a lesbian and I project on her a lot but I unironically think I'm right
explanation
no need, I'm right
counterargument
"oh but she has a crush on cloud" she does not <3 she comes from a very traumatic event (whole nibelheim getting obliterated while she was 16? dad dead in her arms? anyone?) and cloud is the only other survivor, so ofc she'd latch onto him as a way to feel any kind of past normalcy again. get fucked
so you think cloud is gay?
yeah but he could also be bisexual I don't really care about men tbh this is about tifa
more proof
tl;dr
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